DIARY - 30 AUGUST 2011 - MELINDA DOES DORIS
- SO MUCH MORE THAN THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
SCHNEIDER, ROHAN BROWNE, SAM LUDEMAN, ROSIE & DAISY (Labrador-Kelpies
of impeccable cross breeding.)
ROSIE AND DAISY - THE MUSIC IN SCHNEIDER
long ago mastered cross genre pollination with music and dance.
But she made a huge leap to the mainstream with her writing, narrating
and performing in this energised Doris Day tribute show.
And the dynamic diva also disproved the adage about dangers of working
Schneider's rapport with her teenage Labrador-Kelpie crosses Rosie and
Daisy was also a stroke of magic.
They were all ears and eyes when she serenaded them on the stage front
couch with Your Eyes Don't Lie.
It was fitting that she returned to the scene of the rhyme - Mike Walsh's
Melbourne mecca Her Majesty's - to premiere her show.
years ago in the Yarra city the seeds for the show were sown when
the singer was a guest artist on a Doris tribute concert.
So it was no surprise there was a capacity crowd for the premiere
of a fast paced trip through the back pages of the octogenarian
When Schneider bumped Canadian balladeer Michael Buble from ARIA
chart tops with her 12-song disc Melinda Does Doris she was
thawing out that metaphorical iceberg.
This time, in collaboration with co-writer David Mitchell, Melinda
tapped a deep well.
"I used to sing The Black Hills Of Dakota with my mum
(yodelling icon Mary) and my Aunt Rita when I was a little girl,"
Melinda revealed as she romped through one of many songs from 1953
movie Calamity Jane and its successors.
do the three-part harmony at family get-togethers."
the family flavour with a shout out to her duet partner at ground zero
who responded with a yodel - her unique GPS beacon.
"I could never lose mum in the dark," she joked.
Melinda also tickled the family tree when she revealed how her late sire
- Sgt Keith Bean - greeted her decision to revert to her mama's name after
cruel Kogarah schoolyard taunts ranging from "string been to les
"Dad said I was now a has-been," she joked.
This was a winner with the ageing audience, daubed with dowagers and duchesses
from the demographic that 3AW and Magic leg-ropes to the wireless.
Despite the acrid aroma of mothballs from stoles and furs liberated from
suburban closets (not those that once housed much younger opening night
au pair boys) the wearers knew most of 26 songs from a Golden era when
lyrics reigned supreme.
Just like roots country - the genre banished from commercial radio here.
Not for these Day devotees grunge or techno trash that energises ecstasy
bunnies down on King, Queen and William Streets.
This was a gramophone-generated posse waltzing down memory lane to the
refined refrains of his or her majesty's voice.
You know the songs - Everybody Loves A Lover, Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps,
Sentimental Journey, I'll See You In My Dreams, Secret Love and Teacher's
Pet before the latter two became a trigger for the Victorian court
name suppression industry.
Schneider, enhanced by her 14-piece orchestra, also revived romance in
Love Somebody, Put Em In A Box, The Deadwood Stage and It's
COMFORT IN CARMEL
a snapshot of the music of the singer, born Doris Mary Ann Kappelhof in
Cincinatti, Ohio, on April 3, 1924.
Schneider traced Doris's career from a big band singer who released 28
solo albums and became an acclaimed actress in 39 movies to a latter day
animal rights activist.
But the real roughage was the off screen drama where she was cheated of
love and $66 million by liars and lawyers.
Let's get to the ruptured romance (four marriages) and marital pilfering
that drove Doris to find solace on 11 acres near Carmel - the northern
California city where fellow actor Clint Eastwood once reigned as Mayor.
Yes, the same city that now houses the radio station replica where Clint
was behind the microphone for dastardly deeds in Play Misty For Me.
Schneider's research, retention and delivery of the intimate details of
the mental cruelty suffered by Day during her acting and singing career
was a treat.
The singer also exploited Day's time travel from maternity at 19 to canine
comfort in her latter years.
She resurrected Doris's leading on-screen men - Howard Keel, James Stewart,
Jack Lemmon, Cary Grant, David Niven, Rock Hudson, James Garner, Clark
Gable, Frank Sinatra and others in great detail.
Melinda also detailed marriages in chronological order - trombonist Al
Jorden - 1941-43, saxophonist George Weidler 1946-1949, swindler-manager
Marty Melcher 1951-68 and maitre-d Barry Comden 1976-81.
It was the adoption of Terry - her only child from the union with her
first spouse - by Melcher that enabled Schneider to defer to her own leading
men Rohan Browne and Sam Ludeman for Byrds hit Turn, Turn, Turn.
MANSON, MELCHER AND MURDER
producer of Doris's TV show and artists diverse as Beach Boys, Frankie
Laine, Jimmy Boyd, Pat Boone, Glen Campbell and The Mamas & the Papas.
In the early 1960s, Melcher and Bruce Johnston formed vocal duet Bruce
& Terry who had hits Custom Machine and Summer Means Fun.
They also created another group, The Rip Chords, who had a Top 10 hit
with Hey, Little Cobra before Johnston joined The Beach Boys.
Melcher also introduced Brian Wilson to Van Dyke Parks - former child
actor, songwriter and session supremo who toured here in August with singing
Texan crime novelist Kinky Friedman.
But it was Brian's long deceased brother Dennis who enabled Schneider
to flesh out the Day drama with another introduction.
In 1968 Wilson introduced Melcher to infamous ex-convict musician Charles
Manson and his murderous family while living in the Beach Boy's home on
Wilson recorded two Manson songs with The Beach Boys but it was Melcher
whom Manson wanted to produce him.
Schneider revealed Melcher's refusal ignited death threats by Manson to
It was Melcher's former home he shared with actress Candice Bergen that
became the Manson killing fields for fellow actress Sharon Tate and four
Manson earlier visited the house searching for Melcher but, luckily for
him, he had moved.
But, as Schneider revealed, Melcher pre-deceased his mother Doris when
he died of melanoma at 62 in 2004.
Producing Manson was not a panacea - especially for famed tour manager
Phil Kaufman whom Schneider met when she was a guest at Texan singer Nanci
Griffith's Sydney concert in 2010.
Kaufman, famed for stealing Gram Parsons body for a cut rate cremation
in 1973, produced Manson's 1971 album Lie after meeting him in
But, as Kaufman revealed in 1993 autobiography Road Mangler Deluxe, Manson
threatened to kill him anyway.
And like the Melcher mistake the Manson family killed other neighbours
Doris Day - So Much More Than The Girl Next Door - is not long
enough for that twist of fate to be added.
Her Majesty's Theatre - 219 Exhibition St - Melbourne 3000
Telephone 03 8643 3300
Prices - $20.00-$55.00
Dates - August 23-September 4.
Open Wednesday - Saturday 7.30 pm; Saturday - 2 pm; Sunday - 3 pm
Director: Tom Healey
Cast: Rohan Browne & Sam Ludeman and 14 piece orchestra.
/ back to diar